Saturday, July 31, 2004

Newsflash

Unhealthy people at risk of getting sick. It’s true. The studies say so.

Is it just me or is this stuff getting way out of control. I know a healthy vegetarian who got leukemia. I know people whose habits should have killed them 40 times over and they’re still staggering around. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say, sure it’s a good thing to be healthy, it might even reduce your chances of getting seriously ill. But before I go hog-wild following your crazy fad food moment of the day, you better get your story straight.

Remember margarine, that great health food of days gone by which has suddenly been transformed into a trans fat suicide pill? Twenty years later, same product, different story.

It all just looks to me like some people are trying to find a cure for life. If that's what's going down I've got my own version of the game. It includes a sign on my ass that says - I brake for cake –and if you don’t like it, you can kiss my bumper sticker.

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